This design has been retired. The gas-fee joke lost its edge once trading moved to cheap L2s and Solana.
See current drops →This item is not orderable. Current tees, socks and mugs start at $17.
Itemised, monospaced, and slightly too long: the receipt format is the joke, and the punchline is the total.
The mug cost less than your last swap. Whether or not you once paid $200 in gas to move $50, it still holds the coffee.
Wrap-around print, dishwasher safe. The cheapest transaction you will make all week.
Each item is printed on demand and shipped worldwide from our print partner in 5–10 business days. Shipping is quoted separately, because international postage depends on your destination.
Prices are in USD. Pay 1:1 in USDT or USDC on Ethereum (ERC-20) or BNB Smart Chain (BEP-20), or request a PayPal payment link. You get a fixed order ID and amount, then email us your Order ID + TXID.
Because every piece is made after you order it, returns are limited to misprints and damaged items — see Terms.
