Wearable P&L, in the only colour code that matters: green up, red down.
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Sizes: One size
One green candle on the left sock, one red candle on the right. It is the one position you can actually wear.
The joke works for crypto, stocks and forex — anyone who has ever stared at a chart gets it instantly, and nobody else needs an explanation.
Crew length, cotton blend, extra room in the calf. Wear them mismatched on purpose.
Each item is printed on demand and shipped worldwide from our print partner in 5–10 business days. Shipping is quoted separately, because international postage depends on your destination.
Prices are in USD. Pay 1:1 in USDT or USDC on Ethereum (ERC-20) or BNB Smart Chain (BEP-20), or request a PayPal payment link. You get a fixed order ID and amount, then email us your Order ID + TXID.
Because every piece is made after you order it, returns are limited to misprints and damaged items — see Terms.
