A full-page legal disclosure, shrunk to chest size.
Order this drop →Pick your size in the order window. No account, no card form.
Sizes: S / M / L / XL / 2XL
Monospace type, hairline rules, a document header — the same format that appears in every crypto whitepaper, worn as a warning label.
From two metres away it looks like a design-forward type tee. Up close it is the sentence every trader should have read first.
Set in 9.5 pt filing type and printed as large as we could, so the joke lands before the disclaimer does.
Each item is printed on demand and shipped worldwide from our print partner in 5–10 business days. Shipping is quoted separately, because international postage depends on your destination.
Prices are in USD. Pay 1:1 in USDT or USDC on Ethereum (ERC-20) or BNB Smart Chain (BEP-20), or request a PayPal payment link. You get a fixed order ID and amount, then email us your Order ID + TXID.
Because every piece is made after you order it, returns are limited to misprints and damaged items — see Terms.
